In this wild parody sequel, Apocalypto 2 reimagines Jaguar Paw’s peaceful village life suddenly disrupted by… aliens. After escaping the Mayan sacrifice in the original, Jaguar Paw now faces bizarre celestial invaders mistaking him for Earth’s chosen warrior. Mel Gibson returns as director—and as a mysterious time-traveling shaman—warning of an intergalactic apocalypse. Armed with stone spears and sarcastic one-liners, Jaguar Paw must unite rival tribes, outrun UFOs, and decode ancient prophecies written in Mayan emoji. Hilariously over-the-top chase scenes through jungle pyramids lead to a showdown on a glowing obsidian battlefield. It’s part action epic, part satire, and full chaos. Apocalypto 2 (parody edition) hilariously asks: can ancient man survive sci-fi nonsense? Apparently… yes